Ornaments, Taffy & "Wax Be Gone Baby Gone"

  Did you go to the Store? I asked. Bob said yes. What for? I looked in a sack and saw it was full of Christmas tree ornaments!  Why in the world did you buy these ugly ornaments? I got upset at that.  He knows I don’t do ornaments. Then I looked in other sack. There were 2 huge packages of salt water taffy. One was all peppermint and the other was mixed. Why did you buy this candy?

 You know, I'm trying to cut down on Sweets.  He just shrugged and said it seemed like the thing to do. Heather said, oh, it was my fault. I asked him to go to the store. I needed something. She said it was called “wax be gone baby gone.” What in the world is that? Can't you just use goo gone?  She explained why just goo gone didn't work. It had something to do with pooh.

(October 25, 2025)

Flying Chihuahua

But no, this was no ordinary pet like a cat or a hamster.  It was a flying Chihuahua the size of big dragonfly. It had a fun time flying around and especially over the gorge.   We looked all over hoping he hadn’t fallen into the gorge.  What happened? Eventually, the little body was found. How are we going to explain to the owner? We wrapped it in a tissue. 

(March 8, 2025)